lives. They believe that if you're from anywhere east of Dover you spent most of your early life making T-shirts for The Gap and ingesting a brown liquid that tastes of boiled sandals for sustenance. They presume you gasp audibly when presented with a power-shower and view Argos as sorcery. They seem to genuinely believe the NHS is the only version of socialised medicine in the world, and that every other country just leaves the poor to die in the streets. Sure, they?ll sell you a couple of tickets to We Will Rock You and a Chelsea FC tea towel, but inwardly they wish you?d just f**k off home and stop clogging up the Piccadilly Line with your terrible map-reading skills.
Posted By: norway, Jul 26, 20:24:49
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