Certainly

1) Our kits are f**king s**t. All on 'em. I would like the first and third if there wasn't an oooooge f**kern beaver in the middle of them.

2) Mulumbu is quite good at playing football. Which is nice. We are probably signing Brady, and hopefully a CB and a stroiker. Toffolo looks rather better than he did on the admittedly cursory inspections I've given him previously and should probably get a go at some point.

3) Jeremy Hunt is, ittee?

4) Tony Blair is a strong supporter of Jeremy Corbyn (he came out against him in public which is bound to boost his votes)

5) Hipsters are directly responsible for Bovine Tuberculosis. Well they're not, but I'm initiating a one-man internet campaign to that effect in the hope that even Brian May will support the resulting cull.

6) The EU have behaved like utter, utter c**ts towards Greece. Since people who think the EU are generally utter, utter c**ts are themselves usually utter utter c**ts, this has left some of us a little confused.

7) "Dominant Hamilton takes Hungary pole" is not, in fact, an excerpt from the script of the next Fifty Shades movie

8) The French don't like Mr Froome very much. He claims they threw urine at him though it was probably a dodgy Vin de Table (disclaimer: there are some stunning Vins de Table, much better than some of the AC/AOC stuff; the French classification system is seriously bruk)

9) Sol Campbell has not been put forward as a Tory candidate for London Mayor

10) That Scottish chap didn't win Wombleballs

11) It transpires that Micky Mouse didn't divorce Minnie Mouse due to buck teeth. Some sources misinterpreted the phrase "she was f**king Goofy".

12) Bears have written a polite letter to the Times pointing out that since they live in the woods, well, where else are they going to, well, you know.

13) The SNP definitely has a Mhairi option

HTH

Posted By: Old Man, Jul 25, 19:27:54