When I was a barman, we had a regular who would go out and get s**tfaced every Saturday

and then come into our pub for Sunday lunch and drink "Export Tops" all afternoon. Because of the hangover. Can't have a proper drink Matty, my head's wrecked. But you're drinking 15 16ths of a pint of 5% lager, with a tiny smidge of lemonade in it. And you'll probably have six or seven of them before you f**k off this evening you dangerous mentalist.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 14:23:55