hang on a minute i'd say if that was me getting executed

me: [to the padre] "what did you say?"

padre: i'm sorry?

me: "just then you said something what was it?"

padre: "that was your shrift tombs, sorry it was short but the hangman is on a half day wednesdays"

me: "my what?"

padre: "your shrift tombs, it's a penance imposed by god, via me, in a confession in order to provide absolution.

me: "absolution you say?"

padre: yes mate you are completely absolved of all wrongdoing after you rattle of a couple of hail mary's"

me: "wahey! cheers vicar that means i'm not guilty, call me a taxi".

padre: you're a taxi

fin

Posted By: Tombs, Jul 23, 20:23:10