Plan for Rickaay VanWolfswinkel,

Sell him to Southampton for 6M. Insert sell on clause for about half of any future profits. Southhampton chairman gives old mate Brendan a call up at Liverpool, tells him about hot young European prospect. Liverpool buy him for 49m. Southampton make 25m, we make 24m, Liverpool get Rickaay.

Everyone's a winner.

Posted By: I Am Hoot, Jul 14, 06:13:46