Please please can I eat cheese
Place a block between my knees
Wedge it with a karate chop
Is that how they do it in the old cheese shop?
Or do they use a guillotine?
Or a hunting knife or a sewing machine?
How do they cut the cheese so fine?
It looks so good sat next to my wine
Cheese please will you answer me
It's only 5 minutes until my next cup of tea
And when I'm drinking it would be nice
To have unlocked the answer to the perfect cheese slice.
Posted By: mickfoot, Jul 6, 03:22:53
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