this made me laugh a while back though...

he came to my place to fit a new lock for me at around 10am. When he arrived I said "do you fancy a cuppa char?" and he said no, he'd just had breakfast.

About half an hour later he said, "hey, you know what, I will have that glass of wine you offered after all"

"ummmmm, there is no wine"

15 minutes later he says:

"I have to go out for a few minutes, I'll be back in 20 mins"

an hour later he comes back relaxed and smelling of wine.

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 10, 17:47:52