That Carling Black Label advert

Fat bald bloke woken up at 5am in hotel bed by the phone. Answers in German (it's his mother): "Ja, Mutti ?". Quickly puts his shorts on and grabs his towel and legs it out of the room to join about 25 similar fat bald Germans stampeding through the hotel toward the pool.

Cut to suave, James Bond style Englishman waking up gently, looking out of the window, seeing the one sun lounger and throws his Union Jack towel out of the window.

Germans see this and scamper toward the sun lounger. Towel bounces a couple of times off the water as it "bouncing bombs" it over the pool. Then one German tries to save it but it gets deflected by something looking like a crossbar and ends up landing on the sun lounger. Germans get very angry.

Somewhere in there are lots more anti-German things but I can't remember them all now.

Don't remember it ?

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 13:22:38