haha. Day 1: punch out Mike Liggins in Press Conf. Sack some staff.

Day 2: Rehire sacked staff on double their previous contracts. Give all the youth team 8 year deals.

Day 3: Sign a load of old s**t relegated muck on mega deals. Organise a kickabout, don't attend.

Day 4: Watch the highlights of the kickabout from the sauna. Sell anyone good for a pittance.

Day 5: Go 'scouting' to SXSW/burning Man festival, leave that Terry in charge.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jun 4, 15:37:19