Ipswich or Wolves, for s**ts'n'giggles

Play the keeper up front in my revolutionary "inverted formation" - "he'll know how the other keeper really thinks so should be able to fool him". Defenders behind him on the same principle, strikers at the back.

Then as Plan B switch to "any player on the right hand side of a straight line drawn between the two penalty spots will immediately get subbed and fined two week's wages".

Finally as Plan C, concede the first goal in every encounter, defend that scoreline vigorously and claim satisfaction at our second-half resilience against a team who have players who can really hurt you.

Posted By: Old Man, Jun 4, 15:33:53