I've already started

Once upon a time there were some nice people called Bradley and Wesley, though not all of them had a name with -ley, and anyway they all dressed up in yellow and met some other nice people called Middle Bugger for a game and they were very nice to the Middle Bugger people but burned them to a tiny weeny lickle cinder and Alex Neill was canonised the same year The End

Posted By: Old Man, May 24, 18:19:13