May have told this story on here before

I was never much of a batsman but I could bowl a bit, one game I had four for not very many and was very much feeling like it would be my day. In walks this Italian bloke - his teammates were showing him how to hold a bat just before he came on. Right, I think, I'll have some of this, fivefer in the bag. He proceeded to swipe me, baseball style, all over the park and I finished four-for-quite-a-lot. The bastard. I'm still bitter.

Posted By: Old Man, May 21, 16:11:32