should we publish
A wrath guide to going to football for those that haven't been before?
Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, May 20, 19:44:40
Follow Ups
- 1Double denim is a must and you should tie scarves around your wrist.
Posted By: strap_on sally, May 20, 20:29:53 - Ask Boro fans what they had for lunch?
Posted By: Surrey Yella, May 20, 20:28:27 - Ask the man wearing a hi viz jacket to go and get you a beer
Posted By: emmaroyds, May 20, 20:11:40 - Any groups in no colours but wearing Burberry is there to be intimidated and goaded
Posted By: promethian1, May 20, 20:09:58 - 1Ask an usher to eject any person who refuses a polite to sit down
Posted By: R T Chase, May 20, 20:07:59 - Cooking your own food between seats,is the sign of an experienced football fan
Posted By: yellowman, May 20, 20:01:18 - When someone scores the teams and fans swap ends.
Posted By: Pit, May 20, 20:00:10 - Cause merryment by wearing an ipswich shirt
Posted By: BSE Canary, May 20, 19:59:36 - Order interval drinks as you would at the theatre to avoid queues
Posted By: BSE Canary, May 20, 19:55:44 - Allways explain the offside law out loudly to the guy sitting next door
Posted By: promethian1, May 20, 19:54:50 - Always get your cock out when we score
Posted By: BSE Canary, May 20, 19:54:21 - Sing a song such as "Here we go" with great gusto
Posted By: yarmyyarmy, May 20, 19:53:36 - A fun game is to go into the other team's pub and spill as many pints as you can in 30s.
Posted By: Old Man, May 20, 19:52:52 - At half time you must swap seats with a Middlesbrough fan before the teams come out again
Posted By: BSE Canary, May 20, 19:52:08 - It is customary to laugh in the face of opposing fans - especially near pubs
Posted By: Pit, May 20, 19:51:07 - Be certain to ask for your half time steak pie to be prepared "medium rare"
Posted By: Old Man, May 20, 19:47:49 - After the match enjoy the view from the centre of the pitch
Posted By: Old Man, May 20, 19:47:08 - Proper fans always seek out the half-and-half scarf sellers
Posted By: Old Man, May 20, 19:46:36 - I did a quiz for cabbage on the way to Cardiff first question what colours do NCFC play in
Posted By: BSE Canary, May 20, 19:46:14 - Good idea. "To gain maximum credibility, wear full kit replica: shorts, socks and boots"
Posted By: Old Man, May 20, 19:45:57 - 3Bus guide
Posted By: 1968canary, May 20, 19:45:41
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