Devil's Advocate

I'm not being all holier than thou, but I'd feel such a tit (no pun intended) sitting there on the receiving end of a lap-dance.

If a woman gets her kit off in front of me, then it's to f**k, not to just ponce about inf ront of me for a bit and make me really, really frustrated. Where's the fun in that? And I wouldn't pay for a shag anyway (not until I'm 65). Not when there's such a, ahem, queue stetching halfway round the block for my services...

Posted By: duke of york, May 26, 16:58:38