Shirt Angst

I've looked out my birds**t one and it's been nibbled to f**k by something. Probably LittleMouseWithClogs or someone. Anyway, I have the following selection available:

- Green, Lotus (03/04)
- Green and black, Lotus Cars (04/05)
- Yellow, Colmans (97/99)
- Yellow, DPC (01/02)
- Blue and white, Centenary (duh)
- About six others but also in s**t state

Of the five in reasonable nick, which would enable me to look cool, sexually attractive, a bit of an animal in fact, demure, understated, definitely a proper fan, intellectual, certainly sober and contemplative, open-hearted, musically aware, politically sound, hysterically witty yet thoughtful and sincere?

Posted By: Old Man, May 19, 19:40:57