Good spot! I'm suprised it didn't have a mower grass collecting basket on the front

"Mower AND a chockablok crockeed player wagon?" roared Marcus Evans, a man so diametrically opposed to wastefulness that as he bellowed he frantically stirred his tea with the aerial of his large grey mobile telephone, which he kept beside him twenty four hours of a day so that business matters would never go unattended, roar
"This is WASTEFUL, McCarthy, sheer GLUTTONY. You're not in the Premiers League now, for goodness sake man make it brutally cost effective else I will remove your hot water privileges for a month".
Evans sighed. In his fury he has splashed tea onto the waistband of his trousers, looking to all the world like a fresh piss stain.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, May 13, 09:32:46