The City Fathers go on an all night bender the night before, culminating in a giant Zak's burger orgy while snorting coke off tudders' arse outside the Family Enclosure
We burn selwyn in effigy in the centre circle before kick off
The entire crowd does a non-stop Mick McCarthy groin thrust celebration in unison for ten minutes before kick off, choreographed and led by Clare from Steps
The goal music is changed to Fine Day by Miss Jane
Posted By: Old Git, May 11, 13:30:34
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