Why do you hate any bloke who would 'dare' to maybe make sure he didn't look a total f**king scarecrow before he left the house?
Did that girl you were thinking about moving up North for tell you to f**k off because she didn't want to be with an unkempt stinking mess?
Posted By: Malkys Head, Jan 10, 15:48:20
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