FootyBantLAD laying on the charm as thick as he can manage there.

Imagine signing up for twitter and thinking "Hmm, completely blank slate, the world is my oyster, I can call myself anything I want. Hmmm. Decisions decisions. Football, yes I like football. How can I express that in as c**ty way as possible, using as few letters as I can get away with? Footy! Yes! Now then, I'm mad for the banter, I'm known for it. Have to get that in somehow. Bant. Yes. Because that says "c**t" in four letters more effectively than any other four letters. Apart from "c**t" I suppose. Right. Finale then. "Lad" because I'm a lad. LADSLADSLADS. Put that together... FootyBantLad. Not quite. It's good, but it's not dynamite. Genius! I'll put "LAD" in capitals like that, because I'm not a Lad, I'm a LAD."

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Apr 7, 21:02:46