Today I've fitted a new tap on the kitchen sink and bought a machete. I've never felt more

alive.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Apr 6, 22:43:11

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I own a cleaver
Posted By: Huge Small, Apr 6, 23:03:42
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That is fine work.
Posted By: avenging canary, Apr 6, 22:54:55
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why did you buy a machete?
Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 6, 22:53:38
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I am so poor at DIY I would fit the machete to the kitchen sink and stab myself with the
Posted By: lovely old job, Apr 6, 22:45:01
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And the weather's been fucking nice and Norwich beat Sheffield Bastard Wednesday.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Apr 6, 22:44:10

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