I'd have liked to have seen that as a Hertha Berlin v Schalke preview

Solomon Kalou popping round to your mums for a cash exchange of East German oppression. Then on the plane home Kalou is interview, and the voice over man says "as you can, this trip Solomon took to the uk, represents just how focussed he is this weekend on breaking through the rugged Schalke defence......"

*pans back to the studio full of blank faces*

Posted By: pants, Mar 16, 15:56:52