Mr Agreeable comments on Zane Lowe leaving Radio 1

Shitting Jesus on a f***ing chimney, how f***ing deadheaded has this f***ing c*** of a world become when an Antipodean f***ing arselicker, a f***ing glorified f***ing intern like Zane f***ing Lowe gets compared to John f***ing Peel? F*** John f***ing Peel, Lowe wasn?t fit to tie f***ing Ed ?Stewpot? Stewart?s shoelaces! And given that neither was Ed Stewart, that?s f***ing saying something! With his c***like beard and an expression so f***ing blank it?s begging to have the word ?ANUS? scrawled on it in black felt tip, he embodies everything that?s staid, safe, slow, tenth-hand, tenth-rate, tedious as tapwater, overripe, overrated, overproduced, underwritten, corporate cocksucking, nondescript, punkless, hopeless, witless, retrotarded, guitarbound, ruthlessly unambitious, arsegrindingly ordinary, dickfondlingly incurious, O2, miserably unctuous, yawningly complacent, piggy-eyed, cockfaced, anus-brained and f***ing c***mungous about f***ing rock and pop this dismal f***ing decade!

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Posted By: pants, Mar 13, 00:06:14