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1) No, you will be made to sit there for at least one season whilst the regulars of the River End get used to a new addition to their pack. They don't take kindly to strangers. A flask of tea and a blanket may speed up the process.

2) It is expected that your older guest will try it on first by dressing in a One Direction t shirt and constantly texting someone as they move through the turnstile.

Posted By: inutero, Mar 10, 11:45:55