Watched the derby in Colombo yesterday. Funny(ish) story

On holiday in Sri Lanka yesterday and was a bag of nerves all day. No tv coverage here (at least where I was).

Come kick-off, the wifi signal in the hotel was awful, went out to the lobby on advice of the staff with no luck. Was about to do the world's biggest flounce when Mrs Malkys Head came out to find me. Thought she was just seeing what was going on but she shouted that she's 'found a stream".

Went back to the room to crystal clear stream, and asked where she's got it. "Wrath of the Barclay" - what a woman!

Fucking shouted the hotel down for 90 minutes and saw my brother and best mate on the coverage on the coverage, Just brilliant. Went out in Colombo afterwards and was mindful to Mind The Gap when I got on a Tuk Tuk.

What a day! OTBC, and thank f**k for the wife!

Posted By: Malkys Head, Mar 2, 10:33:36