I went to the loo at 3am this morning. I thought I was safe navigating the bathroom

starkers

After having a wee wee, I saw a light turn on from my peripheral vision.

I wrapped a towel round myself incase my lodger saw me. As I opened the door to sneak back off to bed, he waves a tin in my general direction and goes "fancy some hot dogs?"

Posted By: pants, Feb 26, 17:03:19