Toss off some pancetta

bung it straight in the bin, what's wrong with proper bacon anyway, rip up three handfuls of basil leaves, bung it in a pestle with some lightly toasted pine-nuts, bish, bash, bosh, drizzle in some of your fourth best extra slutty olive oil, grate your red-breasted robin in a little at a time, pounding away each time - no, you f**king idiot, at the mixture with the mortar, not at my Jules with your...you're just FUCKING SICK you WANKER. Anyway when you're done add a handful of your third best artisan parmiggiano reggiano, or failing that some old dried up cat sick and a bit of cheddar, and bob's your auntie with bollocks - Robin Pesto.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Feb 25, 23:02:20