Because of the dirty bastards who go for a piss in supermarkets, don't wash their hands

and then fondle all the apples whilst choosing which ones they want. I even saw one bloke come out of the cludgie and go straight out the door

Posted By: CB41, Feb 22, 15:50:25

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which is why you don't ever buy non packaged produce
Posted By: SCC 28, Feb 22, 15:53:49
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So you're effectively rubbing the dirty barstards' old piss over yourself?
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 22, 15:53:21

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