So....

Do you want a 0-hour week? Do you want a wage twice the national average? Do you want to be the only person to always get a seat on the tube? Do you want a quarter of the working year off in holiday? Are you lazy? Do you want to turn up to work when you like? If so, become a tube driver! No work ever, guaranteed!

Posted By: Capital Canary, Jan 5, 15:38:46