What if I write racist slogans with my own s**t on my own (British) car,

and drive straight through the gates of my mother's state run care home?
By 'care home' I mean your green face. I will do if pushed. It's a 4x4 so don't f**k me about.

I might have tinkered with some of the words, but that was roughly what I overheard in a West Yorkshire pub earlier.

Posted By: tudders, Feb 17, 02:30:32