Reality check selwyn! Lose every game for the rest of our existence and scum win theirs

And we'd be non-league and they'd be European and World Champions.

Reality check selwyn! Post every minute of every day for the rest of your life, and you might - maybe, just possibly - get something right at some point.

Reality check selwyn! If you walk up to every woman you ever fancy and ask them out, one of them might - maybe, just possibly - not scream and call security.

Reality check selwyn! This never-ending trolling act is getting a wee bit tiresome. You're in urgent need of new material pal.

Posted By: thebigfeller, Feb 14, 22:12:18