Application for 'City Fathers' Membership

I've been up all night so I'm a little tired but;

Regularly tell untruths to the Mrs so I can just go somehwere and have a 'little lie down'.

No longer drink, apart from 'ooh maybe a nice brew'.

3 yr old girl already accustomed to 'Haribribery' not to tell Mummy about my antics.

Posted By: CauldRon, Feb 13, 09:51:17