Nothing to do with what he's said, or anything really but

I went to a barbecue/party with a 'date' once (um 2006 time). I'd known her 4 months previously. People were always asking if we were going to be a couple, that sort of thing

We took a bottle of whisky to share. To cut a long story short, she got mega s**tfaced and made a bit of tit of herself. I left her sobbing and being drunk with other people. Eventually around 0100 someone came to me and said she was asking for me. So I rang a taxi and took her home

I carried her up 3 floors of swirling stairs. I'd stayed at her place a few times before (because she'd party to 6am and I'd pass out). She passed out on the sofa, and I thought, "sod this, I'm going to stay in your bed"

I woke up 3-4 times in the middle of the night and I could feel her arm round me.

In the morning she wanted to know how she got home. So I told her.

Later that evening she called me again and asked for my story again, because she'd heard a different version from someone else. Then she asked me how she got dressed into her pyjamas. To which I said I just went to her bed because she passed out on the sofa. I didn't even know where her wardrobe or clothes were. She must have done it

This confused her even more. I decided after 4-5 months that I wasn't really in the mood for being under suspicion when all I did was be a gentleman

I didn't see her for a month, but she was in the pub when my mates walked in and was pleased to see me. My mate was walking down the street with her and went "you know Sam's a really decent bloke don't you? He was once out with me and ran after a girl screaming her head off crying, and he got in a taxi, took her home, then got the taxi to bring him back into town so he could bike home himself, that's the kind of guy he is". She knew what he was saying and took the hint.

Next time we went out she got drunk again, and came on to me. Then she stuck her hand down my pants, and licked behind my ear/said things in my ear. We went into a pub and I just let the night with other friends run it's course. She invited me to her flat again, and I said I was just going home. I couldn't be bothered with any black out situation again

Next time she saw me, she asked me if I was gay. I pretty much avoided her until she left me alone. The pub we went in closed so the chance meetings instead of organised hook ups ceased

I don't really know what I'm getting at, but I have been in a situation where barring dna to back up my story, I've had someone make false assumptions of something I haven't done

I'm not every bloke, clearly. Should all men clarify what they intend to happen in an evening at 7.30pm "I was thinking, after we've had 8 drinks, and we're strolling about laughing our heads off, I was thinking we'd partake in the sex? Agreed?" I should maybe record it, or put it in writing just to make certain

Is that the future of men and women mutually agreeing to have sex?

Posted By: pants, Feb 9, 13:18:54