Toss off some pancetta

Bung in three lugs of your seventh best slightly flirtatious olive oil, a lightly grated Chris Morris, some roasted Michael Palin bones, a fresh Stephen Fry, two litres of Reginald D Hunter, a bag of Sarah Millican and three handfuls of chopped Paul Mertons. Boil for two hours, skimming occasionally. Put straight in the fridge and skim off the fat before using and Bob's your auntie with bollocks - laughing stock.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Feb 3, 08:12:57