I know a right perve called pez

bloody says all sorts of filth to me, or tries to give bits of paper with disgusting websites to look at

Last time I saw him, this lad gave me a chocky bar to eat and cardiff were playing ipswich on sky, and it was a right mission trying to eat it as every time I bit into it he be going "do you wish that was Rickett's nob all dribbly with bits of batter on"

I've gone beyond looking at him like he's disturbed, he's just a deviant

Posted By: pants, Jan 4, 17:33:53