playforyourbollocks

How is it that when I move one way and lob a beautiful volley the other way, the goalie saves it.

Whereas if I stand still and lob it right past his left shoulder it goes in - 4,000 points, thank you very much, goodnight. The goalie just stands there and lets it go past.

And what's with his shorts - he seems to make about a third of his saves with them. Are they compression pants?

Posted By: iwan not worthy, Jan 4, 14:38:32