The Unholy Trinity

Dara O'brien, Griff Rhys Jones and Rory McGrath took part in a satanic ritual involving blackened eggs and stewed bird parts ON NATIONAL TELEVISION to refocus the KGB spy satellite's secret transmissions to force all boats on the river Thames to sail 7.35 degrees more nor-by-noreast than before, thus throwing out the Earth's coriolis force just enough to make the Norwich City Board sign Dickson Etuhu as a player, rather than their original intential to set up a pop concert featuring Elaine Paige and Barbara DICKSON.

Proof?

Well, who wrote the original Satanic rite that these freemasons were following? JEROME K JEROME!

Note that the name JEROME appears twice - once for each million pounds of the down payment the board has secretly agreed to on the Cardiff striker, after an intervention from a Polish spy disguised as Dave Stringer.

The meaning of the letter K is as yet unclear and I am still consulting my spirit guide, which I will refresh once the off licence opens in half an hour.

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Jan 4, 13:17:17