PM: pants, with regard to your turd problem

get some dry ice, a large firework (of the rocket variety) and about 10-20 feet of good quality cord. take the cord and poke it into the fentonfaeces using the stem of the rocket. pour the dry ice over the aforementioned turd and tie the other end of the cord to the rocket. angle rocket away from your property and light the fuse.

the turd will relocate in moments few.

Posted By: Tombs, Jan 22, 16:28:56