True story - Baron de Hoghton (of Hoghton Tower, Lancs) planted

kin hundreds of new trees on his land but they were badly attacked by deer. He read somewhere that Lion s**t keeps them off so he sent his "man" to Blackpool zoo to get a load and spread it around the land. It bordered my mates dairy farm that he leases off of The Baron.
Result - deer didn't give a toss and carried on eating his trees, my mates cows freaked out, Baron had to spend thousands on deer fencing

Posted By: CB41, Jan 22, 14:41:14

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