We're much more accommodating than Jordan. I reckon

we'll bite your arm off if you offer 1.5m and a bag of jellied eels up front with 3 million if you win the Premiership, another million if he breaks the England goalscoring record and a further 5% of any future profit.

And then they'll announce it as a 6.5 million GBP deal. And give Worthington a packet of carrots to attract his next donkey.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jan 4, 10:16:20