Cross my heart.

I only ever text them witty and insightful things about City.

I think the last time was when we beat Man Utd and I had a gloat. They never read it out.

Oh, and I texted the Five Live breakfast show the other morning (first and I expect last time ever) 'cos they had some dopy vegan woman from PETA on saying how it was morally reprehensible to eat meat. Sent them a text telling them to tell her we evolved as omnivores for a reason.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 17:37:59