From the Guardian

Ipswich were held to a 2-2 draw at Stoke despite taking an early lead through Jason De Vos and Fabian Wilnis but City got back into it through Darel Russell and Mamady Sidibe, whose headed equaliser was his fifth goal since a summer move from Gillingham. "We had kids here, there and everywhere, we're patched up and we even lost a player on the coach coming to the game," said Joe Royle, the Ipswich manager. "I had to write a new team-sheet but I can't fault them."

How the f**k did they manage to lose a player in their minibus? I can't be that big, surely? Maybe he was just really small?

Posted By: loughboroughcanary, Jan 3, 13:40:18