Or how about these little beauties.......

Burnley are to sell Ade Akinbiyi to Local Rivals Blackburn for 2 Million plus Sheffki Kuqi

It is highly unlikely that Dean Ashton will leave Norwich as Nigel Worthington has targeted at least three new players (whilst also releasing three). It is believed that the 3 to go are Brennan, Gallacher and one other. The new targets include Halford (Colchester), Eastwood (Southend), Jeffers (Charlton) and (surprise, surprise!) Koumas (WBA). Also likely to be bought are Etuhu, Robinson and Davenport.

Norwich City will sign Kenny Lunt from Crewe for 500k and John Halls for 500k.

dickson etuhu will complete move 2 norwich in next 24 hours. Nugent will go 2 birmingham aswell.

But best of all (and the most likely to be accurate).......

ok basically ipswich are going to sign nobody during the january transfer window because we still haven't got any money. our manager's too lazy to actually bother scouting anyone so will continue to play the youth team, giving him a good excuse for why we lose every week. oh and expect one of owen garvan and dean bowditch to leave, no idea who's going to sign them though, sorry.

Posted By: BeverlyHills0201, Jan 3, 10:11:55