Pot-bullied peasant, with a jus of ptarmigan and a froth of unicorn farts.

Vegetables on the side.

Main course: walrus steaks with dodo gravy.

Dessert: green turtle cheesecake.

Accompanied by Ben Howard, singing "Whatever You Want" because I asked him to / made him.

Fucker'll be in prison if he doesn't.

Posted By: APB, Dec 17, 15:02:15