Can anyone recommend a good Winter Wonderland to visit with the sister's kids?

By good I mean drunken polish elves with ill-fitting costumes, smoking and fighting each other. Sheep dressed as deer, an agitated father Christmas stinking of ale,and lots of empty crying children. They seem to be like pop-up shops, as soon as you hear about them they've closed down.

Posted By: tudders, Dec 16, 18:28:10