With reference to that geese poo story below, when I played rugby, we played against,

I think, North Norfolk who used an overflow pitch a few miles away on an RAF base. The pitch was on a rec in the middle of the base housing estate and the residents clearly let their dogs out on it when it wasn't being played on so it was covered in dog s**t - clearly unpleasant for us forwards after a few minutes.
Anyway, our outside center managed to get it smeared on his right leg, caked on from top of socks to bottom of shorts. He then proceeded to run in 8 uncontested tries as the oppo backs wouldn't tackle him.
Fortunately they had the best showers I've ever seen in the changing rooms

Posted By: CB41, Dec 15, 17:15:53