If you accidentally dropped a large Christmas Tree on your other half's finger, would you

a) Apologise for being a clumsy c**t
b) Ask why she had her hand there but fetch some ice anyway
c) Lose all sense of proportion and let rip about how the constant overreaction and attention seeking ways were spoiling any enjoyment that you had upto now managed to extract from your life

Wouldn't recommend option c if I'm honest.

Posted By: tudders, Dec 14, 21:45:41