92nd minute - Teasing cross floats over everybody, Holty steams in and bundles it in at the far post.
Rips off shirt to reveal 'NCFC til I did' vest and celebrates in front of the Barclay. Chucks nipple tape into the crowd.
Chants of "He scored 3 goals against the scum.." on repeat for 10 minutes after the game.
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 13, 13:48:40
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