Here's an example of meeting speak from down under,

Yesterday I was in a conference call with my boss (who has no experience at all in Exploration/drilling/geology and is a bit of a dreamer) and the boss of our drilling contractor (a guy who has drilled for over 40 yrs) as we attempted to figure out a plan for the incoming wet weather this weekend.

My boss has another dream and comes up with a frankly ludicrous idea as usual. The drilling boss said, and I quote; "What the f**k are you sniffing c**t? That's a c**t of an idea! Call me back when you've got something sensible to offer dickhead." At which point he hung up.

Posted By: I Am Hoot, Dec 10, 21:14:27