My cuz sent me a text earlier.

He'd been to Israel on business and the night before the flight he had a massive plate of Shakshuka before flying back to the US for another business meeting. Anyway, whilst sitting at the front of the plane he asked if he was able to have a quick gander in the cock pit, to which the pilots agtreed. When he stooped slightly to enter, he let off a massive eggy grunt and unfortunately drew mud also.

Cut a long story short, the plane had to divert land in Rome briefly.

Posted By: harry boulders, Dec 6, 19:15:49