So...

...tinsellitis; snowman is an island entire unto himself; they tried to make me go to rehab but I said Ho, Ho, Ho; elfin safety; Brussels sprites (or are those cross-channel fairies?); the elves are really subordinate clauses; Ofsled goes to the elf school to make sure they're learning their elfabet (and focuses on sledagogical elficacy); I'm not kissing you under a frog, that's a mistle-toad...

Any more?

Posted By: Old Man, Dec 1, 11:10:28